Monday, July 31, 2017
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
Root and Branch: Why Is Weeding My Garden So Exhilarating?
William Sundwick
By mid-July, it was a sad portrait of neglect and decay. Back
in early Spring, it wasn’t nearly so bad. A modest amount of care had dealt
with it. Something had happened to my garden in those intervening three months.
Over the winter one compacta holly bush (also known as
Japanese holly) had succumbed, and on the frontier at the southwest property
line, azaleas had been left to their own devices for years. Now, a new front
was opening on the east property line -- one azalea there also gone. Weeds were
rapidly claiming squatters’ rights in empty spaces left by long since removed
inkberry holly casualties.
Seven years ago, flush with optimism about the future appeal
of our newly enlarged domicile, we contracted with a local landscaper. We were
impressed that he had given us a credible drawing of a plan – none of the other
bidders did that! One of his clever touches was to fill the median in our two-tracked
driveway, not with grass, but river stones. Not so clever -- this has become
the bane of my existence! Grass suppresses weed proliferation, river stones do
not.
While I suspect he wouldn’t have given me an honest answer
even if I had thought to ask an intelligent question about the true cost of
maintenance (i.e., time), I still feel I made an error in opting for those
river stones. His minimum labor charges now are unreasonable for considering
even a semi-annual plan. So, I’m stuck!
As I finally forced myself to deal with the unsightly situation
in my driveway and backyard, I couldn’t help but think about analogizing to
problems of social engineering (I have public policy wonk tendencies). But, I’m chastened by the realization that
landscaping is mostly about appearances … social engineering -- health care,
retirement benefits, educational opportunity, etc. -- are about others’ quality
of life. Those stakes are higher.
The analogy is they share the truth that ambitious plans,
like my landscaping, are often constrained far less than they would have been had
one stopped to consider maintenance costs going forward!
A “root and branch” solution to my weed problem would
require replacing the river stones with grass, and the unruly plants with new
ones. As with social problems, a political consensus among my constituency (my
wife) would be needed, but “root and branch” solutions to social problems
require a political consensus far more complex. The latter is nearly impossible
in any democratic society (at least ours) -- the former only requires a modicum
of persuasive ability, and fiscal prudence.
Was the Plan Too Ambitious?
True, my landscaping is somewhat fancier than my neighbors on
the same street. During the first year, I received many compliments regarding
how attractive it was. As time passed, and the weeds became more prominent, the
compliments diminished. By year three or four, moss had begun to grow in the
hardscape, in addition to those weeds. Conversations with neighbors deflected
to other things. The two inkberry hollies died an unexplained, mysterious death
-- they were watered as much as the other four in their first year.
After asking our landscaper to replace them, he “forgot” and
we let the matter drop. About the same time, the ancient azaleas on the western
property line started looking spindly. They had been there since long before we
bought the house 30 years earlier.
The initial enthusiasm for the 2010 plan began to wane. The
driveway river stones were a mistake; and, what about the durability of the
sand casing between the patio pavers? Upkeep was becoming an issue.
In year five, we decided to pay our landscaper over $1000
for a “Spring cleanup”! Won’t do that again, it only lasted until fall (guess
that’s why it was called a “Spring”
cleanup)! Year six saw a charity offer by the PhD students of Marymount
University’s Physical Therapy program as a fund raiser. Again, while less of an
investment by us (and tax deductible), only a temporary solution.
Year seven is proving to be a manual labor challenge. Not
impossible, but a challenge.
If it weren’t for the neighbors who do a really great job
maintaining their landscaping, I wouldn’t be concerned … it is all relative,
after all! The fear that they may hate
me for depressing their house valuations haunts me. I felt that way when I was
in the market 33 years ago: “But, what about those neighbors?”
Back to the social analogy, if it weren’t that all the
countries we like to claim as our cultural heritage do a better job than we at
social engineering, there would be no problem, right?
Of course, the neighbors never say anything -- apparently
following the rule, “If you can’t say something nice …”
“Remove and Replace,” like “Repeal and Replace,” can work in
theory … but Remove only, like Repeal only, will not. Weeds would soon
take over everywhere! In the meantime, it’s maintenance – get out those loppers
and shears! Root and branch solutions may have to wait, to kick that metaphor
further down the road.
But, It Feels So Good!
Weeding is exhilarating. Chemical warfare was not. I no
longer use Round Up, conscience and
social pressure caught up with me – it was effective, though! My modified rules
of engagement allowed an “organic” weed killer from a spray bottle, mixed with
water. It works after perhaps two applications, on some weeds. My conscience is eased, but still no exhilaration.
Exhilaration comes only from yanking those roots out of the
dirt, underneath the river stones. The stooping makes me dizzy, but, hey, that
probably contributes to the euphoria! My systematic advance, back to front, top
to bottom of driveway, makes me feel like a general on a scorched earth
campaign. When the mission is complete, and I’ve succeeded in reaching the
street, like Sherman reaching Savannah, I can confidently plan the next phase
of my campaign – the “branch” part of “root and branch” -- those compacta hollies
and azaleas. Then, by fall, I’ll attack the overgrown photinia in the backyard,
after they finish blooming, thus liberating my gas grill on the patio! Not the
“root and branch” of political revolution, but the “root and branch” of my
gardening!
Accomplishment is key. Early on the day before trash
collection, my green yard waste cart proudly sits on the curb – brimming with the inedible fruits of my
labor. God’s in His heaven, and my patio furniture can be enjoyed once again. I
am no longer ashamed of what my next-door neighbors, or dogwalkers, see in my
yard. I can truly hold my head up,
unafraid to engage them in banter over the fence -- or take the car out,
exposing the denuded fullness of the driveway river stones.
Wednesday, July 19, 2017
Sunday, July 16, 2017
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
The Velvet Underground
– Or, Perils of Selling Avant Garde as Pop
William Sundwick
Lou Reed was a middle-class Jewish kid growing up on 1950s
Long Island. He was always interested in pop music – especially doo wop -- and taught himself to play
guitar from the radio. In
high school he apparently experimented with illegal drugs; and, he became
sullen, depressed, and anti-social, perhaps due to the notorious gangs of his
school. Nevertheless, according to his sister, he was a “genius,” and was sent
off to Syracuse University in 1960, where he was mentored by poet Delmore
Schwartz, who taught creative writing there.
At Syracuse, he also became acquainted with a classically-trained
Welsh experimental musician, John Cale, and another guitar player, Sterling
Morrison. They jammed together, forming a band which they informally named “The
Primitives.” By graduation in 1964, they were playing gigs in New York City
(East Village), and had changed their name to “The Velvet Underground” (after a
popular college novel about a secret sexual society).
Another acquaintance had a younger sister who really loved
drums! Maureen Tucker, known as “Mo,” was invited to join the band --over
Cale’s objections to having a female drummer.
This was the origin of the “Velvets.” They lasted until 1973,
but in their relatively brief lifespan they became one of the most influential
rock bands in the history of the art form, says Rolling Stone and other
critics. Yet, they were never commercially
successful, measured by the sales numbers or charts of the day.
Why? Because you can’t sell experimental, avant garde art to
the masses. And, from the outset, this was clearly the preferred path for Reed
and Cale.
Yet, their raw and experimental repertoire of social realism
was what gave them their first break – Andy Warhol heard them perform in the
East Village, and recruited them as the house band for his studio, called the
“Factory,” and his upcoming planned tour, “The Exploding Plastic Inevitable.” (For
an immersive experience, visit the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh. It dedicates
an entire soundproof room on the third floor to EPI!)
Warhol also brought a German chanteuse, Nico, into the mix. She
added her name to their debut album -- “The Velvet Underground and Nico” – since
she contributed lead vocals on three tracks (and backup vocals on a fourth). Nico
severed her connections with the band after the release of that one album, to
pursue her own career.
The artistic thrust of that first album was dominated by
Cale’s fascination with avant garde music. He played an electrically amplified viola
on many tracks, and is credited with its creative direction, generally called “producing”
in the record business, despite Warhol’s official title as “producer.” The
songs, however, were written by Reed, showing his fascination with morbid
sexuality and the underworld of drugs and transsexual behavior (“drag queens” in
those days). Sterling Morrison was the main force keeping the tracks sounding
like rock ‘n roll, aided by Mo Tucker and her simple, yet exotic, drum riffs.
Highlights from that first album are:
- The opening track, “Sunday Morning,” about paranoia (common in illicit drug users) –Reed was vocal front man, with Nico doing backup.
- “Venus in Furs,” based on the novel of the same name by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, about what we now know as BDSM (he lent his name to the sexual deviation “masochism”), lots of John Cale and Mo Tucker exotica in this one.
- “All Tomorrow’s Parties,” a Nico masterpiece and Andy Warhol’s favorite track on the entire album.
- And the final track, “European Son,” dedicated to Reed’s mentor Delmore Schwartz, who died before the album was released.
Also on
this album was the very Lou Reedian “Heroin” – anticipating
one of Reed’s recurring themes, even in his later solo career, nihilism! I’ve
always felt that Heroin is the best track on the album to show the synergy between
Reed’s nihilistic lyrics, Cale’s screeching viola, and Tucker’s primitive,
pulsating drum kit. It also features a Lou Reed invention – “ostrich” guitar
tuning, where all strings are tuned to the same note. This early Lou Reed song,
with the ostrich tuning, had impressed Cale as unique enough to spur their
collaboration. Reed had written the song before the idea of the band emerged.
If you listen to more than one or two of the songs linked above,
you’ll understand why the album was never commercially successful. It was much
too dark, much too avant garde, too naughty for the teenagers and young adults who
were buying records in the sixties. But, as experimental musician Brian Eno
famously remarked, “everyone who bought one of those 30,000 copies started a
band.” It was later lauded as one of the most influential rock albums ever. It
was bought by artists … not by kids who wanted dance music!
For their second album, White
Light/White Heat, it was time to try something different. Cale continued to
exert creative direction. Reed had fired Warhol, despite his having an
extremely laissez-faire attitude, which Reed appreciated. His style left the
musicians to experiment as they wished, but Reed may have felt Warhol hampered
the band’s potential commercial success.
The sound changed in White
Light. Instead of Cale’s electric viola, more tracks featured Mo Tucker and
her primal beat, and much more guitar droning. Tracks tended to be very long,
and very loud. Blowing out the amps substituted for Cale’s more exotic forays. The
recording
quality was intentionally distorted, unpolished and raw, compared to the
first album. It was “anti-beauty,” according to one reviewer – paving the way
for later proto-punk, and punk, bands.
Cale continued with the band, but became more cynical. When the
recording sessions, and a round of live performances, were finished, he left – to produce
Iggy Pop’s band, The
Stooges. He and Reed were often at loggerheads, creatively. But, while the
sound may have been more conventional, Reed’s songs were still way out there –
like the homosexual orgy in “Sister Ray,” which
relates a story of mass drug use, and a sailor being shot and killed, left to
bleed on the carpet. Or, the frenetic world of meth addicts described in the title track.
The amazing spoken word recording, “The Gift”, features Cale’s
Welsh brogue sounding rather charming as he reads a short story, to heavy rock
background.
Also included in the deluxe boxed set is a vintage recording
jam which is ALL Reed, “Temptation
Inside Your Heart” – a sign of things to come in his solo career.
White Light/White Heat,
alas, was no more successful than The
Velvet Underground & Nico. Verve Records dropped the band, along with
many others thought to “glorify” use of illegal drugs. Reed believed that the
real reason was: they just didn’t sell.
Even nearly fifty years later, when HBO produced its series “Vinyl” in 2015,
with music producer Mick Jagger, a “White
Light/White Heat” cover was played, by a band portraying a fictitious
Velvet Underground gig, shown in flashback. It was the high point of episode 5
… but, HBO would not renew for a second season!
New record labels were found, and The Velvet Underground soldiered
on for two more studio albums and a live album, then the posthumously released VU Another View. Now Lou Reed was in total
control, with his backup stalwarts Morrison and Tucker. Doug Yule was added. Reed
was convinced he needed to move more into the pop mainstream, his song lyrics would
now be only slightly unbalanced, and the sound mostly inoffensive. An example
from 1970’s Loaded album is “Rock and Roll”. The
difference from the first two albums is stark. Reed managed to return to his
rock ‘n roll roots, and the lyrics are generally happy, upbeat. The darker side
would return later, in his solo career.
That solo career lasted nearly 40 years, until his death. And,
it finally propelled him to the commercial success he had always sought, but
never achieved, with the Velvets. It began in 1972, with his album Transformer, produced by disciple David Bowie. “Walk on the Wild Side”
did the trick, and without toning down the content of his lyrics an iota!
Perhaps the times had finally caught up with Lou Reed.
He died in 2013, after a liver transplant, but managed to
outlive Andy Warhol, Nico, and Sterling Morrison. Cale and Mo Tucker are still
alive (but retired from music?). Rolling Stone’s obit
for Lou Reed ranks The Velvet Underground
& Nico on an artistic par with two other contemporary classics: the
Beatles’ Sgt. Peppers … and Bob
Dylan’s Blonde on Blonde. And,
summarizing the oevre of the Velvets, calls them “the most influential American
rock band of all time.”
It’s been fifty years since the release of The Velvet Underground & Nico LP. I
purchased my copy in Paris, during my college study abroad. It was my favorite on
my little portable turntable in the dorm room at L’Universite de Strasbourg. Although, the Rolling Stones’ Their Satanic Majesty’s Request was a
close second. Fifty years … that’s a long time, even in a 70-year-old’s life. I’ve
always been drawn to the avant garde. Despite my rather conventional life, it symbolizes
an excitement never quite attainable, for fear of reaching too far outside my
comfort zone. Artists CAN get there, however!
That twenty-year-old’s spirit of adventure is still approachable,
if only by listening to Velvet Underground songs on my iPod … while working out
at the gym!
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
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